Pearls before swine
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Test your IQ
Yesterday, I went to Tapah, Perak with my family, for a family reunion in my mom's uncle house. One of my aunts, Makcik Ina sent an SMS to maklong. It sounded something like this:
_______________________________________________
Test your IQ.
David is the son of Jane.
Jane is the ___ of David's mother.
Fill in the blank with an appropriate word.
_______________________________________________
And, everyone was guessing the answer. And at last, I got the correct answer. ^_^
Hint: Think outside the box.
Answer: name <--Highlight the word to see the answer.
Excel Tips & Tricks: Convert Horizontal Data to Vertical & Vice Versa
Just something that I discovered today, while helping out a friend. How can I convert horizontal data into vertical? After googling in the internet, I got the answer:
1> Highlight and copy the desired data (horizontal or vertical)
2> Left click the desired location to copy the data to.
3> Right click >> Paste special
4> Check on the Transpose and OK
And, voila!! your data is transposed.. ^_^
1> Highlight and copy the desired data (horizontal or vertical)
2> Left click the desired location to copy the data to.
3> Right click >> Paste special
4> Check on the Transpose and OK
And, voila!! your data is transposed.. ^_^
Right or Left Brain
Are you a left brainer or right brainer? Try to look at the picture below:
So, is the girl turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
If you think it's turning clockwise, then you use your right brain most. On the other hand, if you see it's turning anti-clockwise, then you are a left brainer. Then, try to change it. (if you can)
At first, I got it anti-clockwise, was able to change to clockwise, but not able to change to anti back. Haha.
What's the difference? Read more about it here.
*correction: I've made the changes, it's supposed to be the other way. Clockwise:Right brain, Anticlockwise:Left brain.
If you think it's turning clockwise, then you use your right brain most. On the other hand, if you see it's turning anti-clockwise, then you are a left brainer. Then, try to change it. (if you can)
At first, I got it anti-clockwise, was able to change to clockwise, but not able to change to anti back. Haha.
What's the difference? Read more about it here.
*correction: I've made the changes, it's supposed to be the other way. Clockwise:Right brain, Anticlockwise:Left brain.
"W00t" word of the year!!
Believe it or not, the word "w00t", spelled with two zeros, is the word of the year 2007 in Merriam-Webster, based on the votes from their visitors:
It's funny but true. Most of the time, this word is used in games especially in World of Warcraft. I think, the gamers must have been plotting something and made it happen. Haha. Good job!!
Example usage: "w00t!! I won the contest!!"
Example usage: "w00t!! I won the contest!!"
Woman 101: Basic to understand woman
I received a forwarded email today. Something to cheer up the ladies. ^_^
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied,
"in-laws"
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM".
He left it where he knew she would find it.
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM".
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said,
"It is 5:00 AM .. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
"It is 5:00 AM .. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied,
"in-laws"
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,
" but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,
" but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied,
"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"
"The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men..."
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
"What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day,
"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain.
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
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