Got another email from my colleague..

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Please think before u decided to get married.........................

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:

1. You can stay single and be miserable
2. or get married and wish you were dead.
   

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

"Husband Wanted.."

Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished..

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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied,
"That happens in every country, son."

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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
-- talk in your sleep..

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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First guy says,
"My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks,
"You're lucky, mine still alive."

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A Woman's Prayer:
"Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him,
and for Patience for his moods..

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

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AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies,
"If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

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Got this email forwarded by my beloved min. ^_^

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Dalam satu kisah percintaan yang menarik. Sepasang suami isteri berjalan di tepi sebuah tasik yang indah. Kemudian mereka berhenti di sebuah bangku yang disediakan di tepi tasik. Kemudian si isteri bertanya kepada si suami. Ini dialog mereka:

Isteri : Mengapa abang menyukai saya? Mengapa abang cintakan saya?

Suami : Abang tidak boleh menerangkan sebabnya, namun begitu abang memang menyayangi dan mencintai Sayang!

Isteri : Abang tak boleh terangkan sebabnya? Bagaimana abang boleh katakan abang sayang dan cintakan saya sedangkan abang tidak boleh menerangkannya.

Suami : Betul! Abang tak tahu sebabnya tetapi abang boleh buktikan bahawa abang memang cintakan Sayang!

Isteri : Tak boleh beri bukti! Tidak! Saya hendak abang terangkan kepada saya sebabnya. Kawan-kawan saya yang lain yang mempunyai suami dan teman lelaki, semuanya tahu menerangkan mengapa mereka mencintai. Dalam bentuk puisi dan syair lagi. Namun begitu abang tidak boleh terangkan sebabnya.

Si suami menarik nafas panjang dan dia berkata:

Suami : Baiklah! Abang mencintai Sayang sebab sayang cantik, mempunyai suara yang merdu, penyayang dan mengingati abang selalu. Abang juga sukakan senyuman manis dan setiap tapak Sayang melangkah, di situlah cinta Abang bersama Sayang!

Si isteri tersenyum dan berpuas hati dengan penerangan suaminya tadi.

Namun begitu selang beberapa hari si isteri mengalami kemalangan dan koma.

Si suami amat bersedih dan menulis sepucuk suratkepada isterinya yang disayangi. Suratitu diletakkan di sebelah katil isterinya di hospital. Surattersebut berbunyi begini:

"Sayang!Jika disebabkan suara aku mencintai mu... sekarang bolehkah engkau bersuara? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu. Jika disebabkan kasih sayang dan ingatan aku mencintai mu...sekarang bolehkah engkau menunjukkannya? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu.Jika disebabkan senyuman aku mencintai mu... sekarang bolehkah engkau tersenyum? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu.Jika disebabkan setiap langkah aku mencintai mu.... sekarang bolehkah engkau melangkah? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu. Jika cinta memerlukan sebabnya, seperti sekarang. Aku tidak mempunyai sebab mencintai mu lagi.

Adakah cinta memerlukan sebab? Tidak! Aku masih mencintai mu dulu, kini, selamanya dan cinta tidak perlu ada sebab. Kadangkala perkara tercantik dan terbaik di dunia tidak boleh dilihat, dipegang. Namun begitu... ia boleh dirasai dalam hati."

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Well, not much to say. Happy New Year. ^_^

I guess, I'll start blogging again then. :P