It's been awhile since I last posted anything here..

Been busy?? nope.. I don't think so.. just lazy to post anything I guess.. haha..

So.. today supposed to be another holiday sempena Chinese New Year (additional holiday because the first day falls on Sunday).. but guess what?? I'm working.. here all alone in the office.. but that's not bad since I can take a replacement leave.. :D

Well.. some updates from me.. my iPhone is on OS 3.1.2 eventhough the latest is 3.1.3 but I think it's really not worth it to update to that version..

I got a new thinkpad.. T400.. ^_^

I finished watching Heroes season 4 last week..

next.. need to plan for my future.. :P

that's all for now.. chiow..

Got another email from my colleague..

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Please think before u decided to get married.........................

WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:

1. You can stay single and be miserable
2. or get married and wish you were dead.
   

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

"Husband Wanted.."

Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished..

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A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

Father replied,
"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied,
"That happens in every country, son."

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Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
-- talk in your sleep..

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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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First guy says,
"My wife's an angel!"

Second guy remarks,
"You're lucky, mine still alive."

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A Woman's Prayer:
"Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom to understand a man, to Love and to forgive him,
and for Patience for his moods..

Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death"

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AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies,
"If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,
we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."

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Got this email forwarded by my beloved min. ^_^

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Dalam satu kisah percintaan yang menarik. Sepasang suami isteri berjalan di tepi sebuah tasik yang indah. Kemudian mereka berhenti di sebuah bangku yang disediakan di tepi tasik. Kemudian si isteri bertanya kepada si suami. Ini dialog mereka:

Isteri : Mengapa abang menyukai saya? Mengapa abang cintakan saya?

Suami : Abang tidak boleh menerangkan sebabnya, namun begitu abang memang menyayangi dan mencintai Sayang!

Isteri : Abang tak boleh terangkan sebabnya? Bagaimana abang boleh katakan abang sayang dan cintakan saya sedangkan abang tidak boleh menerangkannya.

Suami : Betul! Abang tak tahu sebabnya tetapi abang boleh buktikan bahawa abang memang cintakan Sayang!

Isteri : Tak boleh beri bukti! Tidak! Saya hendak abang terangkan kepada saya sebabnya. Kawan-kawan saya yang lain yang mempunyai suami dan teman lelaki, semuanya tahu menerangkan mengapa mereka mencintai. Dalam bentuk puisi dan syair lagi. Namun begitu abang tidak boleh terangkan sebabnya.

Si suami menarik nafas panjang dan dia berkata:

Suami : Baiklah! Abang mencintai Sayang sebab sayang cantik, mempunyai suara yang merdu, penyayang dan mengingati abang selalu. Abang juga sukakan senyuman manis dan setiap tapak Sayang melangkah, di situlah cinta Abang bersama Sayang!

Si isteri tersenyum dan berpuas hati dengan penerangan suaminya tadi.

Namun begitu selang beberapa hari si isteri mengalami kemalangan dan koma.

Si suami amat bersedih dan menulis sepucuk suratkepada isterinya yang disayangi. Suratitu diletakkan di sebelah katil isterinya di hospital. Surattersebut berbunyi begini:

"Sayang!Jika disebabkan suara aku mencintai mu... sekarang bolehkah engkau bersuara? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu. Jika disebabkan kasih sayang dan ingatan aku mencintai mu...sekarang bolehkah engkau menunjukkannya? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu.Jika disebabkan senyuman aku mencintai mu... sekarang bolehkah engkau tersenyum? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu.Jika disebabkan setiap langkah aku mencintai mu.... sekarang bolehkah engkau melangkah? Tidak! Oleh itu aku tidak boleh mencintai mu. Jika cinta memerlukan sebabnya, seperti sekarang. Aku tidak mempunyai sebab mencintai mu lagi.

Adakah cinta memerlukan sebab? Tidak! Aku masih mencintai mu dulu, kini, selamanya dan cinta tidak perlu ada sebab. Kadangkala perkara tercantik dan terbaik di dunia tidak boleh dilihat, dipegang. Namun begitu... ia boleh dirasai dalam hati."

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Well, not much to say. Happy New Year. ^_^

I guess, I'll start blogging again then. :P

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: Have you any grounds?
Polish man: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
Polish man: It made of concrete.
Lawyer: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
Polish man: No, we have carport, and not need one.
Lawyer: I mean. What are your relations like?
Polish man: All my relations still in Poland.
Lawyer: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
Polish man: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Lawyer: Does your wife beat you up?
Polish man: No, I always up before her.
Lawyer: Is your wife a nagger?
Polish man: No, she white.
Lawyer: Why do you want this divorce?
Polish man: She going to kill me.
Lawyer: What makes you think that?
Polish man: I got proof.
Lawyer: What kind of proof?
Polish man: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover"

Someone brought some candy from US.. and my Muslim friend wants to eat it.. so I checked it first whether it is halal or not.. then i found monoglyceride and diglyceride in the ingredients.. and guess what?? below are what wikipedia says about them:

"The commercial source may be either animal (cow- or hog-derived (e.g., pig)) or vegetable, derived primarily from soy bean and canola oil. They may also be synthetically produced. They are often found in bakery products, beverages, ice cream, chewing gum, shortening, whipped toppings, margarine, and confections"

So.. to my other Muslim friends.. just be careful what you are eating kay.. ^_^

source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diglyceride
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoglyceride

Received another interesting email:

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the 3rd wife very much. He's very proud of her and always wanted to show off her to his friends. However, the merchant is always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

He too, loved his 2nd wife. She is a very considerate person, always patient and in fact is the merchant's confidante. Whenever the merchant faced some problems, he always turned to his 2nd wife and she would always help him out and tide him through difficult times.

Now, the merchant's 1st wife is a very loyal partner and has made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and business as well as taking care of the household. However, the merchant did not love the first wife and although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the merchant fell ill. Before long, he knew that he was going to die soon. He thought of his luxurious life and told himself, "Now I have 4 wives with me. But when I die, I'll be alone. How lonely I'll be!"

Thus, he asked the 4th wife, "I loved you most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No way!" replied the 4th wife and she walked away without another word.

The answer cut like a sharp knife right into the merchant's heart. The sad merchant then asked the 3rd wife, "I have loved you so much for all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?" "No!" replied the 3rd wife. "Life is so good over here! I'm going to remarry when you die!" The merchant's heart sank and turned cold.

He then asked the 2nd wife, "I always turned to you for help and you've always helped me out. Now I need your help again. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!" replied the 2nd wife. "At the very most, I can only send you to your grave." The answer came like a bolt of thunder and the merchant was devastated.

Then a voice called out : "I'll leave with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go." The merchant looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the merchant said, "I should have taken much better care of you while I could have !"

Moral :

Actually, we all have 4 wives in our lives:

1. The 4th wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.
2. Our 3rd wife ? Our possessions, status and wealth. When we die, they all go to others.
3. The 2nd wife is our family and friends. No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave.
4. The 1st wife is in fact our soul, often neglected in our pursuit of material, wealth and sensual pleasure.

Guess what? It is actually the only thing that follows us wherever we go. Perhaps it's a good idea to cultivate and strengthen it now rather than to wait until we're on our deathbed to lament.

Behold.. the newton virus for mac.. it's so coooool.. ^_^

Got this email from a friend:

Read this question, come up with an answer and then highlight at the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right, including me.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply ' amazing', very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

........A few days later she killed her FIRST sister.
Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

(Give this some thought before you answer).

HIGHLIGHT:
Answer: She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

Be sure to share the test!

Also, if you answered correctly, please let me know so I can avoid you.